I apparently have abnormally small hands. Last night I was catching up with friends and when we had tea it came in very nice little china cups so I decided to drink with my little finger sticking out (why did people do this!? It's frickin' hard) and pointed it out to everyone, at which point everyone went:
'OMG, your little finger is so little and cuuuuuuuuuuute!'
So a round of hand size comparison ensued where I found out that I do indeed have abnormally small hands. The only person with hands the same size as me is quite a bit shorter than me. I feel cheated.
I can't even stretch over two frets on the bass.
Maybe I should play piccolo or ukelele instead.